One more to my next hundred ovo
): i knew it was coming but i wasn’t ready
kaylakoo said: Neji giving Hinata a manicure
hes doin the thing. where he talks about how perfect nails really help gentle fist style.
"the whole time he talks in a serious monotone about proper cuticle care and how well groomed nails improve gentle fist fighting and she knows hes completely talking out of his butt but she likes spending time with him so she just as seriously nods her head and and politely mutters ‘of course’ ‘thank you for the tips neji-nii-san’
and when she makes tea she politely pretends to not notice him being finicky with the placement of the tea set when she turns away”
Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.